Cammy [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 个月前There are two outdoor cats fucking outside my window.message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up190arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up189arrow-down1message-squareThere are two outdoor cats fucking outside my window.Cammy [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 个月前message-square27fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCammy [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·5 个月前But then the cats will pick up on that uncertainty and eat me as a post coital snack before they resume hate making.
minus-squareCyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 个月前No, the uncertainty will throw them off, to establish dominance over you they’ll get closer to ascertain “what your problem is humen” and as they get within arms reach you put them in air jail, securing victory
minus-squareAbracadaniel [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 个月前wow, you know a lot about cats.
minus-squareTankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 个月前Maybe she is one. :fry:
But then the cats will pick up on that uncertainty and eat me as a post coital snack before they resume hate making.
No, the uncertainty will throw them off, to establish dominance over you they’ll get closer to ascertain “what your problem is humen” and as they get within arms reach you put them in air jail, securing victory
wow, you know a lot about cats.
Maybe she is one. :fry: