• Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I would give this pill to a million Chinese and Russian dissidents.

    Xi and Putin would just be constantly shitting. There would be no moment in any day for as long as they lived that they weren’t shitting.

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      3 months ago

      Each billionaire poops every 30 minutes. No rest for the wicked. Can be cured by donating the fortune to some common causes.