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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago

It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets

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It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago
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Supermarkets have announced it is Easter this morning, ending the run of Christmas which began in October.
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    I thought it was Valentine’s day for the next 6 weeks

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      In-spite of years of effort and marketing, companies are still uncertain as to whether or not its possible to profit from love.

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        Hot single ladies in your area!

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      Supermarkets:

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        Because there’s only one seasonal isle.

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          So is that family planning aisle if you’re in the mood

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            Lol I like your style

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              There is non seasonal chocolate and flowers in addition to the contraceptive shelves, depending if your planning is for or against.

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