ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agoIt’s Easter now, insist supermarketsnewsthump.comexternal-linkmessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down10
arrow-up1181arrow-down1external-linkIt’s Easter now, insist supermarketsnewsthump.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·5 months agoI thought it was Valentine’s day for the next 6 weeks
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·5 months agoIn-spite of years of effort and marketing, companies are still uncertain as to whether or not its possible to profit from love.
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months agoHot single ladies in your area!
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months agoBecause there’s only one seasonal isle.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoSo is that family planning aisle if you’re in the mood
minus-squarebane_killgrind@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoThere is non seasonal chocolate and flowers in addition to the contraceptive shelves, depending if your planning is for or against.
I thought it was Valentine’s day for the next 6 weeks
In-spite of years of effort and marketing, companies are still uncertain as to whether or not its possible to profit from love.
Hot single ladies in your area!
Supermarkets:

Because there’s only one seasonal isle.
So is that family planning aisle if you’re in the mood
Lol I like your style
There is non seasonal chocolate and flowers in addition to the contraceptive shelves, depending if your planning is for or against.