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minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·3 months agoWas Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes. Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes. Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·3 months agoIf i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoWhat if there were also a bear?
minus-squareAnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoThe bear deserves better food
minus-squareHowAbt2morrow@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoNow isn’t that precious
Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.
If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.
What if there were also a bear?
I would try to pet it.
Unleash the bear on Tate
And then shoot him.
The bear deserves better food
Now isn’t that precious