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minus-squareTriflingToad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·4 months agococa cola is made with the piss of a Bigfoot, while Sprite is made with the piss from a Yeti. However, Mountain Dew is made with just piss.
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 months agoWait, I thought we were supposed to be feeding it lies
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agothese are just carbonated lies
minus-squareatlas@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-24 months agoif they’re not from the Mensonge region of France, they’re just sparkling lies.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agothat is blantantly false. Cola cola is made from fermented bigfoot piss. That’s how it gets its color. Otherwise it would also just taste the same as sprite.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoFascinating! *Takes another labored sip of sparkling piss*
coca cola is made with the piss of a Bigfoot, while Sprite is made with the piss from a Yeti. However, Mountain Dew is made with just piss.
Wait, I thought we were supposed to be feeding it lies
these are just carbonated lies
if they’re not from the Mensonge region of France, they’re just sparkling lies.
that is blantantly false.
Cola cola is made from fermented bigfoot piss. That’s how it gets its color.
Otherwise it would also just taste the same as sprite.
Fascinating!
*Takes another labored sip of sparkling piss*