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cm0002@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It

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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It

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Walgreens CEO Admits That Locking Merchandise Away From Shoplifters Makes Regular People Not Buy It
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Walgreens has discovered that locking its wares behind lock and key in an apparent effort to stop shoplifters has backfired spectacularly.
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    I’ve always heard “what do you call a failed med student? The hospital administrator.”

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      Know what they call the med student who graduated bottom of his class?

      “Doctor.”

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