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Another one of these “science” articles that go oooooh mysterious, only to directly follow up with a full explanation. I know it’s just to lure people in, but it urks me because it feels like the author didn’t understand what the word mysterious means.

Guys, you have to stop using the office microwave while we’re using the 'scope. How many times do we need to go over this?

So deep space is closer than the moon?