ickplant@lemmy.world to Dogs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoShe is beauty, she is grace...lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1238arrow-down12
arrow-up1236arrow-down1external-linkShe is beauty, she is grace...lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Dogs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squareCuddlyCassowary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoYes! That’s exactly what all my “people” friends look like, fellow human.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoOkay, look. It’s obvious that you’re an alien, let’s just move past that and get down to business. You gonna probe my butt or do I gotta find something else to do tonight?
minus-squareCuddlyCassowary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoThank you for your concern. I will pass your inquiry along to my colleagues in the butt probing department. You may expect an answer in 5-7 lunar cycles. They will do the needful. We appreciate your patience.
Yes! That’s exactly what all my “people” friends look like, fellow human.
Okay, look. It’s obvious that you’re an alien, let’s just move past that and get down to business.
You gonna probe my butt or do I gotta find something else to do tonight?
Thank you for your concern. I will pass your inquiry along to my colleagues in the butt probing department. You may expect an answer in 5-7 lunar cycles. They will do the needful. We appreciate your patience.