Folks and fellas, I can’t fall asleep. Have a crap ton of memes :]
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Down with big brother! Up with glowy dicks 🍄 and other pokey bits
LOL this guy’s dick doesn’t glow when he cracks it like a glowstick!
You need to shake it to make it glow
Damn it, leaked out.
Note: Don’t shake it too much
This message is woke
Incorrect! It is eepy 🛌️.
Yours doesn’t?
I can’t bend it, its flacid rn ☹️
Here, enjoy:
Sir, this is a futanari website.
I didn’t show the full picture, did I? 😎
Majira!
The crack is the best part though, let’s be real. The glow is just a bonus
pls don’t do it, there can genuinely be permanent damage.
at least we don’t have literal penis bones like most other mammals, good lord
Promise?
Yes. Promise. Sadly I’m not joking
That’s why Johnny Knoxville had to wear a catheter for years.
unknown name…
As demonstrated in the documentary The New Guy.
Broke dick, broke dick, broke dick!
So I probably should see a doctor…
Have you thought about trying radium dick pills?
Like viagra but better!
butt it might grow rule
