Do you like PETA?
YES! love them.
Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?
At least 2 meters.
What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?
I would guess 200,000.
Average Health Insurance CEO
Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?
I would say about 40. A shovel would help.
What’s your favourite pizza topping?
Also garry the snail.
I wonder what’s worse :(
Spongebob.
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Cranberry.
I threw up a little in my mouth.
What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?
Interrupting people extremely often.
I’m going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.
I also considered “how do you prefer to talk about Linux?”
That isn’t as effective.
Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?
Playing with a cat.
You’re so reasonable!
I’ve never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?
At least 3.
Promote this guy to O-5 council immediately.
If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?
With a spoon. sometimes a fork.
Wow, I don’t even need to change that one. FORK??
If there’s no spoon?
Well, if it’s out of necessity sure, I would use a knife if need be. But choosing to use a fork sounds crazy
Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?
Hitler.
You awful, awful person.
Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?
Yeah! I think they’re cute.
How does your family feel about Andrew Tate given 2 choices: “crazy hot,” or “sneak into my bedroom, please.”
They all universially think he’s crazy. Except for the 13 - 16 age group.
