My 9 year old won’t stop playing Fortnite, despite me trying to get him to play Stalker, CSGO, Unreal Tournament, Half Life, Portal, and a host of other games that are objectively better… My 2 year old likes hitting things - dogs, cats, humans, inanimate objects.

I dislike his mangina.

Terrifier 1 is violent. Terrifier 2 is wildly violent. Terrifier 3 is insanely wildly violent. Awesome trilogy. I love the rubbing salt scene I’m number 2. Art is a great baddie, particularly his silence, even when he gets hurt.

Also the look I give my wife and kids when I play ‘Where do you go to my lovely’ by Peter Sarstedt or ‘Prisencolinensinainciuso’ by Andre Celentano yet again. Absolute tunes.

It really depends on your metabolism. There is no right answer here. Some people can get rid of a beer belly with minimal effort and others will have to really work at it. Your best bet is changing diet, not drinking, and more regular focussed exercise.

He’s like 80% corpse.

Nor should you need sugar syrup to flavour your pale oat cake, your insipid squashed flapjack. Rich Tea makes tea better and tea makes rich tea better. It is and always will be the king.

Embarrassingly bad dunking with hobnobs. Rich tea will last 5 times as long in the dunk. They’re better with butter as well and you get more per packet. And healthier, if that’s your thing.

Send Elon and leave him there.

Rich tea are a better biscuit than hobnobs. I’ll die on that hill.

Kill Strelok.

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My favourite German word can be used now, although probably spelled incorrectly and missing accents. Your comma usage is verbesserungsbedurftig.

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That comma, usage annoyed, me.

My person = me. Presumably if I punch him I can’t get done for assault as he isn’t himself and doesn’t really exist. Muppet.

Did you know where you were posting this?

The four tops.

Let us know how that pans out, you witless cretin.

Why do they always look like nerds from a 90s movie? Weak-wristed anaemic specimens.