Song Title: Neelix Can Fuck Off

By Tuvok

[Verse 1]

I don’t need your weird food, I don’t need your smile

You’re always in my face, but you’re not worth my while

Trying to play the hero, but you’re just a joke

You never shut up, and it’s time you woke—

[Pre-Chorus]

I’m a Vulcan, man, I’m cool and I’m composed

But your antics, Neelix, are getting exposed

Every time you talk, every time you cheer

It’s just noise in my ears—get out of here!

[Chorus]

Neelix can fuck off, I’ve had enough

Your corny jokes, they’re not my stuff

You’re not funny, and you’re not wise

It’s time to say goodbye—goodbye, goodbye!

[Verse 2]

You think you’re the heart of this damn crew

But the truth is, Neelix, nobody cares about you

You can’t cook, you can’t think, and your laugh is a crime

Now it’s my turn to make some noise and speak my mind—

[Pre-Chorus]

I’m a Vulcan, man, I’ve got a steady hand

But you’re chaos in a kitchen, no longer in demand

Every time you touch that food, it’s a disaster

Neelix, you’re a problem, not a master!

[Chorus]

Neelix can fuck off, I’ve had enough

Your corny jokes, they’re not my stuff

You’re not funny, and you’re not wise

It’s time to say goodbye—goodbye, goodbye!

[Bridge]

I’m done with your antics, done with your pranks

Just stop trying to mess with my brain

Take your weird-ass food and go far away

I’ll be here, silent, and I’ll be okay!

[Chorus]

Neelix can fuck off, I’ve had enough

Your corny jokes, they’re not my stuff

You’re not funny, and you’re not wise

It’s time to say goodbye—goodbye, goodbye!

[Outro]

Goodbye, Neelix, I’m done with the show

You can stay in the kitchen, but just go

I don’t care, I don’t care anymore

Neelix, don’t knock on my door!

Neelix can fuck off!