cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27301443

The New York Times reports that the Pentagon planned today for Elon Musk — currently the world’s richest man, who bought the presidency for Donald Trump, who secretly jibber-jabbers with Vladimir Putin about fuck-knows-what, and who is right now terrorizing the federal government like a ketamine-fueled nerdass version of Osama bin Laden — to get a top secret briefing on the US’s most closely guarded secret plans for what the country is going to do if war with China breaks out.

Now that this news has been reported — and not just by the Times — all the liars from Donald Trump on down are screaming AIYEEEEEE FAKE NEWS!

So that’s reassuring.

Would this be fine, if it were to happen? Haha fuck no.

Wouldn’t this be kind of weird, considering Elon has all these sweet contracts with the US government AND ALSO Tesla is basically a Chinese car company that happens to be controlled by a South African-born apartheid pubesack who now has American citizenship and somehow also is holding the American presidency by the balls? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

. . . Every country in the world is more serious than the United States right now.