rly puts a pep in my step
what’s out and how do you make it
but it’s playing Sega games for me
she billy on my hatcher till I nights into her dreams
You’ve can always count on my upbear going forward now
I wouldn’t know, but thanks for telling me
acab includes the volcel police
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
real its the thing i love to do the most with hookups but no one ever wants to indulge me in a straight hour of making out. i hooked up with one guy once who was equally enthused about it until, like 20 minutes in he chuckles and goes ‘you’re a terrible kisser’ to which I went
and while it is the only time i’ve ever been told that it still stings because…surely he knew his kissing sauce and i have thin lips and…
If I’m making out with someone for 20 minutes and they’re not a great kisser, I must be really into them, so don’t knock yourself down!
he blocked me the next day so…(lmao tbf we weren’t really compatible outside of being a fling and that’s like a typical grindr reaction if i’ve ever known one but still!!!)
oh, a date from grindr. Yeah, mi experiences haven’t been great there. Other dating apps have been a bit better, though.
this emote is a fantastic boner killer
Funny, because I’m literally going to kill everyone who gets a boner.
estrogen saves the day again
eh i think its kinda overrated tbh
it’s mid
skill issue
Sex is bourgeois
Tastes funny :(
Big if true
Looking in to it