A diplomat and his family were tragically killed last night when an expired Plasma TV detonated in a home in the North Greely Estates. Police say, “sometimes plasma TVs will just do that.” Experts say it’s time to get an American-made OLED TV.
”Yes, I’d say it’s a full scale panic. Are you having a run on the banks there yet? Well, it’s rather brutal here. We’re advising our clients to put everything they’ve got into canned food and shotguns.”
Are we?
according to the data you are
Woah how this plasma TV get in my house???
A diplomat and his family were tragically killed last night when an expired Plasma TV detonated in a home in the North Greely Estates. Police say, “sometimes plasma TVs will just do that.” Experts say it’s time to get an American-made OLED TV.
Sorry for being flippant, I’m legitimately surprised at what my countrymen are focusing on.
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”Yes, I’d say it’s a full scale panic. Are you having a run on the banks there yet? Well, it’s rather brutal here. We’re advising our clients to put everything they’ve got into canned food and shotguns.”
Other than the optic (which might be German), isn’t the gun industry pretty much untouched by the tariffs?
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I must be doing it in my sleep.
It will be Trumpets buying them to skew the data.
I’ve bought 3 CRTs in preparation for the coming Years Of OLED political strife.
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I still have my CRT because it was ridiculously heavy even before my hernia. Sometimes I consider lugging it back onto the desk to watch Svengoulie.
i’m not