MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 month agoRight-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gayscreenshot-media.comexternal-linkmessage-square153fedilinkarrow-up1785arrow-down118file-textcross-posted to: weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
arrow-up1767arrow-down1external-linkRight-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gayscreenshot-media.comMuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square153fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
minus-squarethorhop@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·1 month ago…he sucked dick at airport toilet, didn’t he?
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoWhy do you think some of us go to the airport a few hours early? You thought it was anxiety?
minus-squarejagged_circle@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoIts the best way to get your multitool not stolen from you…
minus-squareGeetnerd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·21 days agoNarrator : “He did, in fact, suck dick in the airport bathroom.”
…he sucked dick at airport toilet, didn’t he?
Why do you think some of us go to the airport a few hours early? You thought it was anxiety?
Its the best way to get your multitool not stolen from you…
Narrator : “He did, in fact, suck dick in the airport bathroom.”