• Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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    25 days ago

    Helldivers are the crown jewel of democracy, the last line of defenSe against tyranny, communism and whatever is not democracy.

    A Helldiver is a selfless hero.

    Can you really call yourself a Helldiver, if you would rather waste 2.11 pints of [actual pure heroin], costing 2.78 SC (adjusted for inflation) of tax-payer labor, rather than being sympathic to our righteous war effort and saving the Permacure-provided stimulant injector for absolute times of need?

    Expect a private message from an administrator of this Lemmy instance within the next 90 to 120 days depending on international policy.

    • n3m37h@sh.itjust.works
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      25 days ago

      Side effects include may include but are not limited to

      • Dry mouth
      • Euphoric patriotism
      • Excessive salivation
      • Itchy trigger finger
      • an excess of want to spread managed democracy