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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Don't Lose That Number

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Don't Lose That Number

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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Faceman🇦🇺@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2 years ago

    This is a good meme.

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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    it’s the only one you’ll want.

    maybe you’ll use it, if you feel better.

  • bobby_hill@lemmy.world
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    Come on, Ricky, this is basic shit

  • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    Lucky I still remember Sylvia’s mother’s number, unfortunately I’m all out of small change for the pay phone.

    • TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.worldOP
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      Save your change. Mrs. Avery is busy, too busy to come to the phone.

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        But I’m very sure a couple of more minutes of pathetic whinging will convince the mother of my beloved (who won’t speak to me in the phone) that I’m hubby material, and will convince her to date me.

        … it’s a very silly love song. Maybe you’d retroactively call it a simp song.

        There must be a modern day song about a boy buying digital tokens in twitch or OnlyFans to convince her of his admiration.

        Hear me out: Silvia’s moderator.

        ^above is a reconstruction of a shower thought I just had

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    Guess he had a change of heart.

  • moody@lemmings.world
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    Ok, but I’m looking for Jenny’s number.

    • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone
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      8675309 my dude

  • LinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.one
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    Implying that Steely Dan can find people, even beyond the grave

  • UtMan1988@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    I hope Billy remembers mine…

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