A SUPA TRUE STORY

A mild-mannered doctor is trained in the art of ass-kicking by a no-nonsense ghetto kid in an effort to regain a family heirloom from Uganda’s toughest gang.

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    2 days ago

    Watched it last night (on Tubi). Hilarious!!! Thanks so much for this discovery. I’m going to try to find other Wakaliwood films.

    My log:

    Many spoilers
    • The high security enclosure for the money exchange… is made of cardboard.

    • Narrator: “I have a key.” Swaz smashes window with hammer. Narrator: “Ugandan key!” :D

    • How many Abba song titles is the narrator going to use?

    • OMG, this narration :D 🤣

    • SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!

    • Swaz shoots cop up the arse. Narrator: “My bums!”

    • “I’m too old for this shit.”

    • Chase scene squeezing through narrow gaps in shanty town. Narrator: “The unfittables.”

    • After an absolutely insane pedal-to-the-metal opening 12 minutes, the orphan section really slows things down. But very soon “Ten years later”. Phew!

    • Man with eyes closed in chair. Narrator: “Is he dead?” Man rouses. “Oh, this is Uganda, I thought he’s dead.”

    • “Sluuuuuurp”

    • “How can you love this roach turd?”

    • Little kid to US doctor: “I can train you to be a commando.” SLAP! “First lesson.” :D
      Is that Wesley Snipes or ‘Buddy’ Spencer?

    • Shanty town boys chasing white doctor as part of his ‘commando’ training. Narrator: “Get the muzungu. Eat the muzungu. Cook him alive! He must be delicious.”

    • “This is ghetto. THIS IS GHETTO.”

    • “Mamma mia.” Another Abba song title.

    • Muzungu wants info on Big Black’s location from little girl. Her: “First, give me my sweets.” Narrator: “Ugandan women.”

    • Cop explaining plan: “My kung fu cops will surround them.”

    • “Predator’s half-Jamaican, you know.”

    • “Uganda’s first women in prison movie”, starring the female Bud Spencer! SLAP!

    • Supa criminal’s demands: “… And I want ‘24’ back on TV!”

    • “What a movie! Good thing it’s over.”

    • Character background? Narrator: “Booorrrriiing.” Fast forward.