Also, who wears a an ultratight spandex outfit when it’s that hot out?! For fuck’s sake that’s when you want a loose dress or whatever. Let your skin breathe and get some airflow. I don’t ever want to hear her say she has sensory issues with clothing. She proves that wrong daily.
Love watching everyone else’s content and seeing where she is far off in the background, if she is even present. Always off-camera or lingering way off in the back. Seeing her in videos of everyone dancing at the bar last night is hilarious. Everyone looks normal and is having a good time and she is always talking and seems to be distracting everyone, hanging off someone in that ‘ahh I’m nervous/don’t know what to do tee-hee’ way, or she doesn’t participate properly and is just sort of standing there swaying. I wonder why she didn’t want to learn how to square dance, probably knows she’d look like a moron. It’s not a competition but she is outshined here in every way by everyone else and I think she knows it. She really is playing the videographer card here, taking sooo many videos of everyone else, probably acting like she’s doing them a great service, when in reality she would have the camera pointed at herself this whole time. Everyone taking pictures and videos of the whole group dancing, including everyone, pointing out the community/girlhood of it all. Then TBP posts a photo where everyone is blurry except herself, pointing and looking ridiculous while calling it the perfect photo. Of course it is, it’s just about her in that photo. Seeing all this content really shows you she has no confidence in the slightest. If she would just try to have fun and participate it wouldn’t be so obvious. I always find her tone towards Becci to be passive and bordering on unkind, but she must be so glad to have her here to attach herself to, posting content where she is not just reluctantly acknowledging her.
All of that is an act as well! Everyone…look at me all alone! Remember in middle school the girl who would alwaya run and isolate herself and then all the girls would rally around her to see what was wrong. This is what that energy is giving.
Yes! Exactly this!
This nailed it 👏🏼
Lmao thank you 😂 sometimes I feel so curmudgeon-y when I go on tirades but I just can’t stand this woman living off of free products, food, literally everything when she doesn’t do anything, especially her “job”, to deserve a free handout
I feel you girl!!!
And all those girls have actual jobs lol
Same same 🤷🏻♀️
Wow. I don’t have the most healthy hair (I’m picky about shampoo and hate putting extra products in it) but hers is just terrible. I’m surprised bird’s hairdresser agrees to do her hair like every other week as clearly it’s not doing her any favours. How much of this is even her real hair?
Bwhahahah literally!
Little nightmare fuel for everyone, lol
Massiter Botox used to slim the jawline, in conjunction with overfilling the lips can also cause gaps on the outer edges of the mouth.
Interesting!
I seriously wonder what her ex husband thinks of her and these shenanigans
Best part - I bet he doesn’t think of her!
She did him a favour!
Her mouth literally looks like a dogs mouth
Also, those swollen gums are a clear sign of ED
Her gums may also be swollen because of her lip injections. Her lips don’t close properly, which will cause dry mouth. Dry mouth from dehydration can lead to swollen gums. Insufficient saliva allows bacteria to multiply, causing inflammation and potentially leading to swollen gums, especially if it progresses to gum disease. This is why Dr. injectors won’t inject lips to the size she has.
lol Turdass strategically not in the reel with all the other ladies, covering herself up with a shirt when she is in one, leaning forward contorting/covering herself in pictures. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
I’m convinced she practices poses at home on the daily. Sad sack.
She made sure to drape her shirt in front of her in this pick and then holds it there after the hug ended. This is the woman who tells everyone to just wear the bikini!
this Fallon lady seems too good for these fake ass influencers. I wish she wasn’t in bed with them all or maybe I’d be more interested in her as a person.
Yes I noticed that as well right away!! And she could wear the bikini in the picture of herself and Briony, probably because she could edit that picture. But someone else’s video?! Yeah right! She is just such a terrible body confidence influencer. She should just borrow Alicia’s strawberry onesie to wear at this point. If it was a thing she would have been let go from this position a long time ago.
She’s always saying to just ‘do the thing’ to ‘say yes’ but is terrified to take part in the dancing (I’m sure it’s because she didn’t want to be filmed looking awkward) and has become a next level contortionist when she doesn’t control the image so she’s an actual failure in her chosen career.
Imagine always being so self conscious…yuck!
After 8 hours, 85 comments on her post from the launch that were basically just recycled story photos. After 2 days, 59 comments on her post about how late she is (like every trend) to heatless curls. You would think someone with 2.5 million followers would yield more comments on posts!!! 🤡
Proof she buys followers lol I love this for her!
It’s so obvious she’s buying likes/views/followers. What a loser!
Imagine bird 💩 putting something that breaths ahead of herself. She simply can’t. If they wanted to adopt they could. Bird travels but she only takes her content husband and content kids with her about once a year. I guess there were a few cheer comps. She does nothing around her home to nurture people or pets. Maybe Shame doesn’t want to take care of the dog. If we could hear from the fly on the wall in this home I bet it would be hella interesting!This whole video was soooooo performative. Like you said, if she desperately cared about this dog and keeping it , she would find a way to do so. But she’s just putting on the waterworks to make you feel sorry for lil miss career woman who literally only leaves the house every day to drop her kid at NK’s house for babysitting while she sits at home taking underwear selfies all day.
I am glad that the dog will find a home better than hers though and be away from her constantly putting a camera in its face. But her wishing for its new family to make a space so she can continue to watch over him, not everyone wants to put everything online Birdie!
This is also juvenile and irresponsible. This is the reaction a child would have not quiet understanding the foster was temporary. And the timeline comes at no surprise. She wasn’t told she would have the dog for a year. All she could handle of this dogs care is a few weeks at most. Things and beings have a shelf life with this one! Sure you will miss the dog after being in your home for a few weeks. But this? Nonsense! I truly don’t know what my family would do if I did this by myself with a phone. They are a tough crowd! 😂 This reaction is irrational. Not sure she’s a good fit for fostering if when the dog leaves you’re in emotional distress enough to document it. Just take care of the animals you already have ffs. 🤦🏼♀️
Such a good point. She probably hasn’t even helped lemon understand that this dog is there temporarily and prepare her for the moment the foster dog leaves the house. She only cares about her feelings and how it’s gonna affect her, she’ll make everyone feel so bad for her and only her when the time comes.
She most def hasn’t explained this to L and she will film and exploit the poor child’s emotional breakdown when it’s time for the dog to go
Yes I see this happening 10000%!!! My heart already breaks for her just thinking of this.
…and come unglued in front a child who can’t understand what fostering is.
He will find a better home where they don’t stick his rickety-looking crate off beside a pile of crap that is beside a counter with a pile of crap dangling off. Looks like they gave next to no thought on how to create a little space for him. They don’t have a small house, they definitely could have given or made a spot bigger and less-cramped than what he has.
I know there’s rescue orgs that literally come into your home like CPS and assess the house, surroundings, family, etc to see if it’s a good fit. Epic failure for this org not doing this. After this stunt, their ethics seem questionable.
Ew. Like STFU. Setting up a camera to cry? It’s absolutely cringe!
Idiot birdshit tagged KB in two birthday stories and KB didn’t share them 😅
You can tell KB doesn’t like her. I wonder how she doesn’t see it
Awkward
Just saw the whole video, she is such a loser purposely avoiding the bulk of people with their phones out. Like what are you doing lingering way over off to the side, on the other side of the fence from everyone, out of site, almost on your own? We know. It must be exhausting being her.
She can’t mingle - she only wants to be the center of attention. I’m sure she plays it off as being anxious so that her groupies surround her with support but she just thinks she’s the 👸of 💩island.
She’s so bland. She looks nothing like the supermodel she posted during lockdowns.
Her filled face and fake hair make her look desperate. She thinks she’s a celebrity, someone to be admired but whether she’s getting fire 🔥 emojis or snark she’s just a sideshow for the masses. I guess we all gotta make $$ somehow. But she has nothing to be proud of.
Lmao this is gold. Looks nothing like the person she was presenting in her hotel room 🙄
lol, in her hotel room in her bikini, but covered up at the pool. Yeah makes total sense.
How does someone who does so little and has so few responsibilities and gets to lounge at their comfortable home so much look this rundown and exhausted?
Unhealthy in every way,
I suspect a heavy phone addiction where she checks it every few hours while “sleeping”
No connection with others
Living a lie and always having to protect said lies (always looking around/filtering/ scheming/ manipulating)
Always a victim
Tons of cosmetic work yet no nutrition or exercise
Steady diet of likes, comments, and views at ALL costs
She looks exactly like her mother. Especially when she can’t alter the image.
Stressed because she’s irrelevant
Happy Friday! Another runaway staycation for Princess.
She looks terrifying here lmfao
She’s at Pride and looking for someone to breastfeed tonight. Shouldn’t be too hard.
wtf is happening to her lips??
You all get the best screen shots 🤣
Why, thank you!
And this is why we boycott the companies that pal around with influencers. The peasants get to comment for a chance to win! Birds besties get freebies. And clearly this company is stupid enough to not even process this. I don’t have any Ninja products but if I did I’d be arguing with that company for spending my hard earned money on their appliances.
Briony is SUPER cheap. She posts lego sets that she wants and writes " @lego how can I get this"… at the store idiot, like everyone else. They all are white trash.
The way my blood pressure skyrocketed reading Ninjas response to that grifting Briony bitch
Could have done this in the 4-star hotel but instead chooses to put her phone down on the ground outside. Imagine seeing her doing this in the street dressed all “fancy” lol
She’s so embarrassing. People like her piss me off taking up the sidewalk to create content.
Bet she doesn’t wipe her phone off after having it on the dirty ass sidewalk either
Not the legs she normally posts
What is she doing?
One of her “look at me” transition videos. It starts in her bathroom showing her in her sweats with the big heatless curl thing on her head, she sweeps her leg over the camera, and it transitions to that clip of picking her phone up off the dirty street and showing herself in her dress/pearls and smiling 🥱
I hate those transition things!
Lmao yep! It makes sense why she did it after seeing that Briony/other people who attended the shower also made transition videos
Lmfao. Cringe.
Bird the self proclaimed queen, the trailblazer, the reason why we keep showing up in our bodies looked like the most self conscious woman at the P&P event. So many woman actually looked like they put on the suit and just resumed life, getting in the pool and having fun. And then there is bird 💩 with baggy clothes and a strategically placed cover up.
There is nothing wrong with how bird looks in these photos but they are both far from what she shares on line to get 🔥. Short forehead, low brows, regular non cartoon sized eyes and flat hair. Clearly that mouth possess no natural qualities. Her size - why would anyone give a F - I don’t, but the way she captures her own image and shares it is gross and harmful.
She looks very different from what she posts in her stories. It must be the lenses and angles. I think she’s gained a fair amount of weight since last fall. Perhaps her eyes have become smaller due to her weight gain. Here are some images from last September/ October to compare.
One of these things is not like the other! 🤡
🤮
She’s acting like heatless hair curling is a brand new concept and she is the chosen one doing it for the first time and showing pictures of her hair all the time now. It’s so embarrassing
She’s always trying to push women back to the 1950s. Who wants to sleep with all that crap in their hair, for what, to wake up “hot”?
She looks like an idiot. And who’s face? That doesn’t look like her slurpee ad
How much does she need to talk about these heatless curls ffs. Nobody is asking I’m sure.
She has literally nothing else lol
Why does she always look like she’s been on a bender?
her snatched jawline has melted.
Saggin’
Whatever she does to her face is having the opposite effect to how she wants to look. She looks older than 40 in this pic! I wonder if one day she’s going to realize she’s doing herself no favours using all those filters because when she’s not in control of the image the product is jarring since it’s so different.
Oomph…those sunken starvation eyes …
She’s trying desperately to get herself to the size she’s filtered herself to be for so long. So she can say ‘look, I really am’. Pathetic liar.
Pathetic that’s her goal in life lol
Those eyes though hahahahah. And yup. She definitely has gained weight according to these photos…
Especially her eyes in the picture on the bottom second from left. Dear god. She looks like a Sim.
“no filter” sure, sure Birdie.
It’s insanity
Maybe she’s stopped running?
And daily lifting!
LOL
Wonder how the P&P people feel about her using Beis bags lmfao
She’s trying desperately to get herself to the size she’s filtered herself to be for so long. So she can say ‘look, I really am’. Pathetic liar.
The bottom centre left is supposed to be her? LMFAO!
Dent in forehead. That bottom pic…the gapping at the sides of her mouth. Yuck!!!
Also… definitely not as small as she posts lol. Same ol
Lol spotted loser sad sack at the pool party. The way she sits for a body positivity social media influencer makes me want to yell at her to sit tf up properly.
Also she totally waited for everyone to leave before she asked someone to film this for her, so no one would record her doing it, I’m sure
For some reason she was there before everyone else showed up. This pic is a gem.
Joanna described the party as a swimwear launch featuring TBP but none of the guest mentioned bird, just Knix in their tags. She’s definitely lost her touch.
At the very end they referred to it as “our party” 🤷♀️
Her real face is basic.
I bet she thinks she’s soooooo important at these events yet she’s just a washed up try hard thinking she’s on love island
Unflattering bikini as usual
Worse party ever. Looked incredibly boring.
Sooo filtered too. She literally just showed her cellulite in her onesie lol. She’s so dumb
The bee tattoo that is always mysteriously MIA!
Omg the FILTERS AND LIES
She’s insane!