Not literally, but one girl’s eyes bugged out when she opened my fly for a blow job, dived on it. That was flattering as hell.
Then there was the stripper that broke in my room, jammed a butter knife through the door jam to lock her kids out and had her way with me for 15-minutes. “Whew. That was better than I thought.”, was a nice enough rating. (She was mad I had snubbed her the night before.)
Best all-time “rating”? Gf and I were breaking up and taking turns screaming at each other: “Well, look at you! You ain’t nothin’! You’re scrawny, you’re an alcoholic and if didn’t have such a big dick you wouldn’t be worth nothing!” Me: Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst through the door. AH!
Not literally, but one girl’s eyes bugged out when she opened my fly for a blow job, dived on it. That was flattering as hell.
Then there was the stripper that broke in my room, jammed a butter knife through the door jam to lock her kids out and had her way with me for 15-minutes. “Whew. That was better than I thought.”, was a nice enough rating. (She was mad I had snubbed her the night before.)
Best all-time “rating”? Gf and I were breaking up and taking turns screaming at each other: “Well, look at you! You ain’t nothin’! You’re scrawny, you’re an alcoholic and if didn’t have such a big dick you wouldn’t be worth nothing!” Me: Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst through the door. AH!
With that kind of résumé😏… I’m almost tempted to see what all the fuss is about 👀