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badposting@hexbear.net · 1 day ago

wtf why is there an owl trying to sell me some fuckin jalopy car!?

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wtf why is there an owl trying to sell me some fuckin jalopy car!?

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badposting@hexbear.net · 1 day ago

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but i don’t want a car D:
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  Of course you do!
  Imagine yourself, cruising down the highway, wind in your hair, carried along by the exciting sounds of 500 tiny owl feet hitting the pavement.
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      it’s a deal! you won’t regret this.
      
      Don’t forget your new keys!
      hands you a damp rat
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