Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]
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Penis dolphin will be emerging from The Quran
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•Calculating the amount of piss in the average owlEnglish13·10 hours agoNew avatar unlocked
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•The only danger is if they send us to that terrible planet of the owls.English3·16 hours agoGet in the cage, human!
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•wtf why is there an owl trying to sell me some fuckin jalopy car!?English6·1 day agoit’s a deal! you won’t regret this.
Don’t forget your new keys!
hands you a damp rat
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•wtf why is there an owl trying to sell me some fuckin jalopy car!?English12·1 day agoOf course you do!
Imagine yourself, cruising down the highway, wind in your hair, carried along by the exciting sounds of 500 tiny owl feet hitting the pavement.
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.nettoneurodiverse@hexbear.net•I should be more active on this commEnglish10·1 day agoOne of us. One of us.
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Rich people when anyone left of Hitler gets popularEnglish21·2 days agoThey are stupid, but I think reactions like this from the wealthy are mostly to signal dissatisfaction to policy makers
It’s similar to when business owners complain that raising wages will force them to fire people. They’re used to getting deregulation by bitching about government oversight.
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Bedtime cat postEnglish2·2 days agoFine you can join bird club but you gotta at least learn to scream at bugs
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Bedtime cat postEnglish6·2 days agoUmmm shut up NERD this isn’t planking its a new thing I just invented. I bet you can’t even do it because you’re not a bird smh.
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto askchapo@hexbear.net•which muppets are comrades?English18·3 days agodeleted by creator
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•No nicknames? Just saying he looks terrible? Damn, guess Trump's washed.English11·3 days agodeleted by creator
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•No nicknames? Just saying he looks terrible? Damn, guess Trump's washed.English5·3 days agoPiss, piss, piss… what have we got here?
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•No nicknames? Just saying he looks terrible? Damn, guess Trump's washed.English8·3 days agoExcuse me you should already know a well can be a testicle, what is wrong with you? Smh not up on the piss lore r u?
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•No nicknames? Just saying he looks terrible? Damn, guess Trump's washed.English9·3 days agoNothing lasts forever, eventually the piss well runs dry
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•June Days Uprising Begins (1848) - Novo General Megathread for the 23th and 25th of June 2025English8·3 days agoVery mild opsec lol
And eventual phasing out entirely once I graduate and I get busy with IRL
Will still stay for news stuff and organising advice though, maybe as an actual real different name.
Soap_Rat. No one will know its me.
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•No nicknames? Just saying he looks terrible? Damn, guess Trump's washed.English15·3 days agoWait, BAD?!?!
Next year because our drummer is in rehab for a rat addiction