Gimme some wet wet, that clear, that hy-dro!
we are made of stardust and drink star rust
Rock juice. I didn’t make that up
The piss of my ancestors
In the UK we’ll sometimes call it ‘council pop’
Perfection needs no nickname.
Bar tender! Gimme a virgin scotch on the rocks
Loudly chews ice cubes over quiet smooth jazz in a completely empty cigar lounge at 10am on a Tuesday
Gets up to leave, leaving a $5 tip entirely in silver dollars
Château de Faucet
wawa
That 70% stuff
Lemme get some sip – wait no thats for blood
wooder
AQUA COLA
I resent its absence
Diet diet cola
That’s some high quality H20!
sounds good, I’ll have some H2O too
takes sip
you lied to me
Yeah this is it, nobody calls anything else by it’s chemical name
Counter: it’s the shortest chemical name for any liquid you’re likely to run into. Ethanol is CH₃CH₂OH
Just a lil’ shot of supercooled H for me
Tall glass of Hg thanks!
You guys aren’t just carrying Ga in your pocket to play around with???
A piping hot shot of Cu
Sometimes ethanol gets abbreviated to EtOH (Ethyl and hydroxyl group). Which is longer to say but more satisfying than Ethanol.
Wawa
This is the last word a wanderer in the desert said as he faceplanted into the sand and the buzzards descended.
