I would ask what I possibly could’ve done gayer. I flirted with another lesbian couple in front of my wife at a pride parade. No seriously God, lets speak to your manager about this…

Meh, the christian god is an absolute terrible, trash character, I wouldn’t want to be part of his group.

I’ll be as gay as I wanna be. Fuck skydaddy.

Which god are we talking about? And which heaven! Definitely not Islamic, but one of the Hindu heavens? One of the Jewish ones maybe?

I’d say I’m English gay, so I’m far more reserved and inconspicuous than other cultures’ queers lol