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segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 days ago

welcome to hexbear, are you here for business or pleasure?

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welcome to hexbear, are you here for business or pleasure?

segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 days ago
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  • ButtBidet [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    7 days ago

    The business of pleasure

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I want to take a trip to these kitties

    • batsforpeace [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      look at all those colorful cat toys

  • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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    7 days ago

    pleasure fedposting

    • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      do you have any beanis to declare? ✍️

      • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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        beanis none I can think of

        • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.netOP
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          we searched your luggage and found this 🫘

          care to explain yourself? disgost

          • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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            tails-startled I was holding them for a friend, We must have gotten our luggage switched or I’ve never seen those in my life pick your favorite.

            • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.netOP
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              fedposting we’ve decided that half of them belong to your “friend”, and the other half you’ve never seen before, so you’re free to go

              • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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                Thank you kindly pineapple-stroll

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    Anyone here for business will be executed as a reactionary.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’m here to fart and shit

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      understandable, have an enjoyable trip maam

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    8 days ago

    Just passing through.

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    uhhm errm ahhh ehdjei errh uhh Bu… er yeaj . uhh Pl. no… . both maybe cursed-woog !

    • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      please step aside love, you’ve been randomly selected for additional screening fedposting

      • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Vry tiem doggirl-gloom

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    deleted by creator

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I do not take pleasure in the trolling I must do. It’s a solemn duty

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    The business of posting is my pleasure howdy-skull

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    Plibeanis

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    Beansiness

  • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    You know, people keep asking me if I’m beanis or not. And I haven’t really had an answer for them yet. But now? I’m thinking I’m beanis.

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    I’m a small business libbicrat owner. I support hilldawg.

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