when you realize we’re never getting the epstein files because warped tour is back

what i’m hearing is that this is place, japan

meanwhile china’s plan to destroy the US:

get me the narhaj

Bureau of Lying Socialists

there is no chapo.chat

sad, I only like BLS commissioners who give strong jobs reports

“police intuition” IRL is just

he’s just moving her to a place where it’s more convenient for her old buddies to visit her

“over daft” or something like that

dogs take on the personality of their owners

i’m gonna be an irish r&b singer

skibidi biden

dipping fries in ketchup is basically a family reunion

under communism if your dad says “I’m going out for a pack of smokes” big brother will detect this and dispatch a cigarette delivery bot before he can even turn the doorknob

women hold up half the sky

we should just shut down DNS. like all of it, worldwide

as a joke

sharqi