- cross-posted to:
- theonion@midwest.social
- cross-posted to:
- theonion@midwest.social
President Donald Trump has claimed that crime is “out of control” in the nation’s capital and beyond. The Onion assesses the veracity of the president’s claims.
Claim: D.C. has endured a record amount of robberies.
Partially true: Some places in Georgetown sell a cup of coffee for $9.
Claim: Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles are crime-ridden cesspools.
False: These cities are safe, vibrant cesspools. […]
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Claim: The National Guard is being deployed to crack down on crime.
False: The National Guard is being deployed to give Stephen Miller an erection.
Lmao. I love nottheonion.
Not not the Onion. Thus, the Onion.
Why is the onion being posted in nottheonion? I’m not complaining, I find it hilarious, but why?
Reading comprehension is encouraged, though not mandatory
That was my university’s motto. Sounded better in Latin though
Illiteratus sum, potesne mihi dicere ubi latrinam invenire possim
Reading comprehend this, fucker! * Hands you Mother Goose *
* Tucking myself into bed * I’m ready for my bedtime story!
This is NOTnottheonion lol
SONOFABITCH!!! Even with you emphasizing the first not, I still missed the second one for a while. I thought this was all some joke I’m not in on.
I work in education. Your children are doomed.
Claim: Basically anything.
False: “False” continues to be a very safe assumption to make.
Yes crime is out of control because of trump being a criminal.
We should only talk about Trump when he says something truthful, i.e. never.
