I’ve only ever seen a few of these “for a good time” public restroom stall solicitations in real life with an actual phone number attached. The resulting mental struggle was so real.

On one hand, my curiosity was overwhelming, hornybrain in maximum overdrive, and there was the potential for a new friend. On the other, I or someone else might be the butt of a cruel prank, I might be the target of a scam or robbery, or I might just be getting involved with a total stranger who may or may not be a serial killer.

So yeah, I never call them. But maybe next time I will!