THREE Porsches! THREE!

Have you got any clue how many Porsches that is?!?

(it’s three)

(THREE!!!)

Altered Beast on Master System was already a hot mess of reach exceeding grasp. How crap was the Spectrum version?

Answer: they really fuckin’ tried. Someone put their whole ass into it. All that’s missing is a 1-bit sample yelling “wise from your gwave!”

Okay, and it is painfully obvious they never rotate their bytes for per-pixel scrolling.