(Let’s asume you have kids).
lol idk
I don’t think they’d care.
I wish I could be so lucky.
https://www.usa.gov/name-change
Assuming you’re American, based on your username and instance. Hope that helps.
I’d imagine that mine would end up like royal names, I’m the weirdest cunt, my child would be the 2nd weirdest cunt and so on
There was a king called “Cnut” - English/Danish name.
Less than I hate the urologist who was supposed to prevent this.
One of your progeny is destined to be a key advisor to President Camacho, head of ‘The Department of Agriculture; Brought to you by KFC/PizzaHut’
If my children are all psychopaths, they might actually appreciate a name like this.
They would probably find it pretty cringe
Think about it though. In like 100 years, the irony will wear off, and you’ll have Millers, Carpenters, Smiths, and fucking Gigachads. It’d work, it just might take awhile.
My cats will be fine with it.
Did you try asking them? Ask them and please report back with their response
Good idea. I just asked, one ignored me and the other begged for food. Verdict unclear.
That sounds like an overwhelmingly positive response. Alright, I can move this product.
How have I never seen that sketch??
Hey you kids, get off my WLAN!
If you’re still using some old and insecure encryption, you’re basically inviting the kids to practice their skills with your WLAN. If you notice that they’ve figured out how to crack WEP, it’s time to move on to WPA and see how long it takes them to find a way in.
It’s reasonably acceptable I guess, what people would hate me for is making jokes about getting a gnu name…
You changed your name to latrine?
It used to be shithouse.
Good change!
Moderately irritated by having to explain “it’s literally j j j all js like the word all J’s but not this part” all the time
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This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.
I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.
Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.
My surname is basically the state of being drunk. Coming from a family full of alcoholics, that’s fitting.
Not bad…. Not bad
“No, that was not Zathras, that was Zathras. There are 10 of us, all of family Zathras, each one named Zathras. Slight differences in how you pronounce. Zathràs, Zathrás, Zathrâs… You are seeing now?”
Babylon 5
My kid would genuinely love it, it’s right up his alley in terms of humor. My sense of humor is generally quite a bit darker, but I thought of it and it made me chuckle so I used it.
I just asked him what he thought of the username pooptart and he started giggling and went on an ADHD fueled set of concepts that ended with “what if you pooped a car?” But by then my own ADHD was only barely listening.
The name’s P00ptart…
JAMES P00ptart.
Shaken, not stirred
