Oh HELL yeah, I got my absolute all-time favorite tagline:

get home from work in the United Soviet States of America in 2024

thirty hour weeks are tough, but I get more vacation days than most people in order to make up for it

boot up my home PC, an Electronika 9100 XMT

it’s located in my garage, in a standard rack mount along with its standard power source and network components

head to the terminal in my living room to actually use it

computer monitor makes a satisfying hum as it comes to life

see the logo for the default OS pop up

it’s a Linux distribution maintained by the Computing Centre of the Academy of Sciences

it’s good enough

go into Firefox, log onto my favorite website

it’s called Hexbear, it’s a pretty standard BBCode forum

see that I have a private message

a comrade is calling me a revisionist

they sent me a picture of a pig pooping on its balls

grad ones are a bit different

Just to be clear, this is not an invitation to discussion with you, but a warning to others who might see your comment.

Lol I swear hexbear is a psyop designed to radicalise LGBTQ people and turn them against the moderate middle, thereby creating exactly the villain the gender/sexuality wedge issue calls for.

I’m in a communist compound right now it’s warm as hell we got stoves and like fifty blankets you fuckin loser

I remember that one

Just like when I go around and mug people I’m teaching them about the importance of being aware of their surroundings

You’re in the worst possible instance to represent Lemmy

I’ll go first

MY ANALYSIS INDICATES THAT THIS CONTENT MORE CLOSELY RESEMBLES THAT OF /c/main

who the fuck is screaming “ADJUST YOUR POSTING” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never adjust my posting

Truth nvke 👆

To post cringe on the Internet. This is a twelfth type of liberalism.

I was born beautiful and perfect from the Conjunction Betwixt Earth, Sky, and Sun and any suggestion that I am less than the complete and indivisible grace of the universe is Bad Leftism.

For people that want an instance-level block for the Big 3 Axis powers - hexbear.net, lemmygrad.ml, and Lemmy.ml - are you aware of anything that could be recommended?

Believe it or not, everything said online is said by actual humans who exist irl