“I want to know more about Pete Buttigieg’s sex life” says Tucker Carlson.
It fact, this is the thing about queerphobes, they are obsessed with the genitals and sex lives of queer people to the point that they can’t look at anything that involved queer people without thinking of gay sex. That’s why they think sfw material that just happens to have a gay person in it is pornography, because they have sexualised queer people to within an inch of their lives.
How could tucker be a queerphobe when he is positioning himself as an expert on gay sex. I emphasize positioning. Its important.
Bigots of any type believe themselves to be experts on the things they hate.
they are obsessed with the genitals and sex lives of queer people
“But like… Which one of you is the woman???”
Shit I’ve heard people say, unironically. God knows it took a lot of restraint to not berate them down.
My hypothesis is that they just can’t get the picture of a rock hard veiny cock the size of a forearm out of their minds, they’re just so captivated by fantasizing about the meat cannon plopping in and out of their assholes or gagging on it while giving it the sloppiest toppy ever. They know that they’ll be exiled by their community of equally closeted sheep in wolves clothing so they just rage endlessly about it instead of just admitting that they want Thor’s cockhammer to turn them inside out. It’s really pathetic, they should just bounce on their boys fatty until they blast off and leave everyone else alone.
edit: a word
"So you like having dicks in your mouth, but you don’t currently have any dicks in your mouth. Curious.
I would LOVE to see Tucker grill Buttigieg on gay sex. I hope he does it.
In a July 2024 broadcast, Carlson likewise cited his producer. “My producer’s like, ’No, it’s totally a pose. He was dating women just a few years ago. That’s totally fake.’ He’s not gay at all,”
Hold on, a guy that likes men AND women??? That’s suuuuper sketchy 🤨🤨🤨
Maybe we should have a name for that… Duo-sexual? Hmm, needs more brainstorming…“I want to watch” -Tucker Carlson
Tucker waxing nostalgic for his boarding school and fraternity days?
I’m having trouble processing the meaning of this insane claim. It does not compute.
Fake: Tucker Carlson Gay: Buttigieg
4chan post confirmed
Why does this give me “gaycation” vibes?
Tucker Carlson is “fake straight” and should answer questions about being straight.
He does seem very interested in gay sex.
I love this concept. Tucker Carlson just being this closeted gay man, who’s rejected by his own people, and can’t come out as gay. So he just flirts in the worst way possible.
“Yeah? You gay? Yeah? Talk about it! Answer all the questions I have about what butt stuff is like!”
Meanwhile everyone else is just confused as hell.
Soutpark needs to redo the “Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet” skit with the Tuckster.
The Tuchus
He kinda just looks it too. I know that’s highly assumptions and shallow, but the gaydar has always gone off. Good skin, well-conditioned 80s dad hair, always dressed tidy but a little loose, definitely pays attention to his colours, good clothing combos and shoe choices too…
Like, just the article’s pic, if you didn’t know what Tucker looked like and had to guess who the bigot was in this pic…
I bet he gets around his house in cut-offs because he likes the comfort of shorts but denim is a real man’s material.
or he’s a nevernude
He needs a pair of these
its in the eyes and nope
No one talks more about gay sex than homophobes. I am bi and I think about penises less than Tucker Carlson
How it feels around dudes who see you enjoy a caramel latte instead of drinking it black for some reason. Like bro, some Italian grandma drinks espresso harder than you ever have.
Some Italian grandmas are harder than they will ever be too.
Thicker mustaches, too.
Tucker will confim from his own experience?
No way he would turn down a stallion like me, thought Tucker. He must be faking it!
Tucker’s always there for the analysis.
True, no-bullshit journalism!
If it’s something only a gay guy would know, that’s the only logical explanation.
Tell us what it’s like being a “fake straight”, Tucker.
It’s more likely he’s a real straight, but no good at it.
Definitely gives off some incel vibes, I can see it.
So, what we’re saying is…
he “will be caught buying crack from a gay prostitute going, ‘we were just playing tummy swords.’ And then he’ll deny it going, ‘I did not perform a homosexual act.’ ‘no, you didn’t. Elton John is a homosexual act. You just blew that guy. It’s okay.’” -Robin Williams
don’t google tummysticks lol
I mean if you haven’t seen the weird tucker Carlson thing with a bunch of greased up men in it uh idk man I don’t even remember what it was but boy does it make me not question that he understands what gay is… but uhhhhh it sure sounds like tucker just wants Pete to prove it by sucking his dick and is mad that he won’t.
Hey,
Thanks, and I don’t think I have to watch it anymore!
No, Tucker, he still won’t have sex with you. Not because he’s not gay, but because you are a boner killer.
