Young man, there’s no need to feel down, I said
Young man, pick yourself off the ground, I said
Young man, 'cause you’re in DC town
There’s no need to be unhappy
Young man, there’s a place you can go, I said
Young man, when you’re long on your dough you can
Be there and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It’s fun to be at the White-House-Cage-Match
It’s fun to be at the White-House-Cage-Match
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys

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“White-House-Cage-Match” is pretty lame but I just couldn’t figure how get four (ideally) identical length syllables in there.