this shit is so stale dude lmao
can these dipweeds just go back to being evil without also being laboriously embarrassing already
feels like a second-rate knockoff of a Verhoeven movie
Let’s do this thing. I know, I know. Why not 2026? Well, a moonshot takes time.
Trump (2027) - “Something called ‘Hexbear’ willed my movie into existence. I was merely the coordinator turning the wondrous visions appearing in my mind into reality,” says celebrated European director Paul Verhoeven.
I normally find making Idiocracy references to be kinda hackneyed, but jesus christ the US government is not helping at all lmao
in idiocracy there was spectacle but they found the smartest guy in the world and followed his advice.
We’re not at the bottom yet we have a long way to go before we get our Camacho
I’m actually pretty excited for the all-electric guitar pep band
No social assist and services, just trashy circus for its dying citizens with paywalls for access
I wonder if I can come up with a “trashy bread and circuses” meme post. I wish I had some artistic skill. I’d love to be able to do even a rough sketch on that theme. But all I can do is stick figures.
Frankly, I think we need look no further than this masterpiece in a visual expression of the US writ large:
many many French fries
Dwayne Camacho will be president in our lifetimes
Camacho would probably drone strike fewer people than obama and he’d prosecute previous administrations for their crimes.
I agree. Camacho is an aspirational candidate.
This is scheduled to happen on July 4, 2026. Trump has been talking about it since before the last July 4. 2026 will be the 250th Independence Day. 1776 + 250
This 250th anniversery of the country brought to you by CoinBase!
Trump better be wearing a toga like that cringey statue of George Washington wearing a toga.
Trump gets to watch his muscle men duke it out in the arena in his own backyard. Let’s make this a night to remember and serve something good to the guests like McDonald’s
Young man, there’s no need to feel down, I said
Young man, pick yourself off the ground, I said
Young man, 'cause you’re in DC town
There’s no need to be unhappy
Young man, there’s a place you can go, I said
Young man, when you’re long on your dough you can
Be there and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good timeIt’s fun to be at the White-House-Cage-Match
It’s fun to be at the White-House-Cage-Match
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys-–
“White-House-Cage-Match” is pretty lame but I just couldn’t figure how get four (ideally) identical length syllables in there.
Bring out our Beautiful Boaters and the Handsome Generals! Somebody get Mike Lindell on the line! We’re about to party like it’s 2016!
Trump needs to do this while reclining on those Roman couch-chairs and having someone feed grapes into his mouth.
Hell yeah let’s have a boxing match outside Number 10 Downing Street too. Keir vs Corbyn. Corbyn may be old but my money’s still on him, dude is old-man jacked.
more politicians should fistfight each other
👏 bring👏 back 👏 pistols👏at👏 dawn 👏
Can you believe this shit?
Kinda yeah
I have to get the fuck out of this accursed shithole
Please for the love of God, let someone put a bomb under the ring
trump needs to do a white house smash bros tourney to win back the Gamer vote.
Epstein can make his comeback
The GOP will never lose the concussed meathead vote.
okay, this is epic
I just hope everyone has a good time.
…and gets a participation trophy
Bread and circuses?
The bread is loaded with sugar and the circus is AI slop
It’s McDonald’s buns
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