#1: Hunters kill an endangered animal in its natural habitat to bolster the local tourism industry.
#2: A group can’t enjoy their European ocean cruise because their boat breaks and one of them won’t shut up about his terrible politics.
#3: The disparate, often opposed tribes of an indigenous population unite under a heroic leader to successfully repel a colonialist expedition.
#4: Nine hours of people killing each other over jewelry.
#5: A movie that dares to ask: what if Jack Thompson was right about video games?
Answers
- Jaws
- Das Boot
- Independence Day
- The Lord of the Rings trilogy
- Ender’s Game
1 Ace Ventura
2 Poseidon Adventure
3 Avatar
4 Jesus of Nazerath
5 Ready Player One
Time travel shenanigans ensue with a vehicle once owned by Christopher Lloyd’s character.
Guess
A Million Ways To Die In The West
I haven’t seen that one, I didn’t know it could also be an answer. I was thinking Star Trek 4.
Guess the movie: Local homeless man sees through propaganda and goes on a murder spree against extraterrestrial bourgeoise.
Guess
The Pizzagate Massacre
Followup
Just kidding, I know it’s They Live
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Here’s one: depressed man sleeps through overnight visitors and takes train in the morning.
Harry Potter
I have been thinking about this one ever since you posted it and am still coming up blank
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
- Lord of the Rings
spoiler
Wondering if I made that one too obvious
Naw. I almost did Avengers Infinity Wars but the nine hours part didn’t add up
#1: Predator
#2: Life of Pi
#3: Avatar
#4: The Mission Impossible series (I think they steal jewelry in those? Maybe it’s just money). Or Pink Panther maybe.
#5: Ready Player One? (I haven’t seen it)
spoiler
Oof, 0 for 5. If it’s any consolation, a lot of people guessed Avatar for #3. You’re also the second person to guess RP1 for #5 which is extremely funny to me and not a bad answer.
Hell yeah, a perfect score!
Haven’t checked the spoilers:
1: Jaws (are they endangered?)
2: Titanic
3: Avatar? Feel like this could be a few things
4: Lord of the Rings
5: I don’t know who Jack Thompson is so I’m just going to guess Tron
spoiler
2 out of 5, not bad! Great Whites are considered critically endangered in Europe.
#6: a clown commits crimes instead of telling jokes
Guess
It and/or Joker
Oh damn how’d you figure that one out?