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There’s an entire subset of the population that didn’t want to wash their hands during the pandemic, the bar is much lower than this.
If you ever go for a shit in a men’s public toilet, especially in a pub, you get to be lucky enough to hear multiple people not washing their hands after a piss.
I was in a bathroom recently, and a guy used a urinal, then the hand-drier, then left.
He got enough urine on his hands that he decided that he needed to dry them, but still chose to not wash his hands.
People are gross.
How does one even get pee on their hands whilst peeing‽
I am not trying to body shame, but I am assuming it’s a size issue.
If your overweight, the fat on your lower stomach goes outward, but the penis doesn’t get any bigger. So, I assume it’s much more difficult for some people to use a urinal.
When it snows in winter, things appear to be smaller because the snow drifts cover them. Fence posts and flag poles still show above the snow, but things like fire hydrants get completed covered. If you need to hold a fence post, you can probably walk up the snow bank and touch it, if you need to hold a fire hydrant, you’ll need to go digging.
And this is why you use hand sanitiser even after washing your hands. Like you would expect the dryer not to be covered in piss, and yet…
This is why I prefer letting my hands air dry over using bathroom dryers.
Every time I use a public restroom I’m reminded how much better urethral health I must have compared to the average man… The sounds of sheer pain some of these guys make while literally just taking a whiz is… I dunno, saddening? I wouldn’t even know that lots of men moan and shudder and groan while peeing if it weren’t for public restrooms. What are the normie men doing to their cocks???
I didn’t think this had anything to do with urethral health. Sometimes it just feels so good if you’ve been holding for a length of time. I moan occasionally, but it has nothing to do with pain as much as relief.
I also wash my hands every time and talk shit to people who don’t, cause I’m huge and can get away with stuff like that(read don’t put yourself in danger, I’m doing it enough for both of us)
(I might suggest that making good alt-texts on Lemmy may be another good example. Yes, I transcribed that whole screenshot into the alt-text by clicky-clacking.)
you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart.
That’s totally not true; you encourage the continual framework of a civilized society, which should benefit you in the long run as an uncivilized, every-person-for-themself environment is generally much harder to deal with overall.
It is hardly a litmus test, which by definition is pivotal, sure, but has nothing to do with the level of sacrifice attached.
I know it’s a tongue-in-cheek 4chan image, but I just felt like going serious on this anyway. I feel like a real litmus test is seeing someone in need and choosing to help them or not.
I put the cart away cause it’s fun to get a running start and then hopping on and riding it across the parking lot
Man it sucks to be huge. I used to love doing that. Especially doing it from the front of the cart and doing some sick drifts.
What you need is some decently sized children to put in the cart to act as a counterweight (kids love that shit too; some of my happiest memories as a kid is being allowed to sit in the cart as my mom was shopping, and having her pile up the groceries on top of me until I’m just a head poking out. If she knew how happy that made me, I reckon she would have done it more often.
No, because I don’t have a cart. I cycled to the shop and everything we need for the week fits in a basket.
How do you fit everything you need for a week in a bike basket?
Who said anything about a bike basket? Got 2 bags that look somewhat like this, plus a smaller one on top. Then I can also bring a backpack if I really wanted to but never needed that much space. Seen someone stick similar bags on the front of a bike as well, so I guess I could get even more, but I don’t really need it.
Ok yeah, that makes a lot more sense. Thanks for the explanation.
I have a fat backpack that will carry all the groceries I will need for a week. I’ll use the cart to putter about the store, but once all the groceries are in the backpack at the register, I’m walking to the car sans cart.
Pick up speed, hop on and skate that mf to the cart storage. Personal gain unlocked.
For me the gain is a dopamine release in knowing I made someone else’s job just a little bit easier.
Same feeling when you put back the weights at the gym. I can‘t stand people who just litter the plates all around on the floor.
I don’t have a car, so if I can’t carry it myself I’m not getting it… There is no cart.
Chaotic Good perspective:
If it’s a nice day out, I put the cart as far away from the store as possible, like waaaaay out in left field. It gives the poor kid pushing carts more time away from the watchful eye of management and more time outside instead of stuck in a cold grocery store with repeating music.
Source: I was that poor kid and loved it when I had to spend more time away from my supervisor.
This is why people need an imaginary sky daddy to tell them to return the cart.
Based on life experience, the magic sky daddy people are the ones more likely to not return the cart, there’s no punishment for not doing so.
