I know you’re a commie living in the McCarthy era in 2025, but we see you, we hear you, we love you
Party abbreviations key
The parties are from top to bottom
- Frp = Progress Party (far-right “populists”)
- Ap = Labor Party
- KrF = Christian Democrats
- Sp = Center Party (agrarian)
- H = Conservative Party
- R = Red Party
- V = Liberal Party
- MDG = Green Party
- SV = Socialist Left
- Nd = Norway Democrats (far-right)
- K = Conservative (microparty)
- Pp = Pensioners’ Party
- INp = Industry & Business
- FoR = Peace & Justice (Red splinter)
- Gen = Generation Party
- VoI = Welfare & Innovation
- NKP = Communist Party of Norway
- PS = Centrum (Christian Democrats splinter)
- DNI = Norwegian Industry
It must be the uh, electrical, uh, infetterance, uh, prevention protocol. I definitely trust these people to handle everyone’s votes by haphazardly stacking them on a desk out of sight in the corner of the room, putting them in unlabeled and unsecured plastic containers, and then carting them off in their personal vehicles with zero supervision!
Uh well, not zero supervision. A cop rode with them to transport the ballots to a “more central location for final packaging” so I’m told, by one of sketch staffers. I definitely trust cops!