Hexbear has been getting a lot more attention and activity as of late, and while it is nice to see all the new posts and discussions, it would be a good time to make sure we really appreciate one particular user who adds a lot to the site.
BadTakesHaver, take a bow. Your posts and comments have made me laugh more times than I can count.
I saw BadTakesHaver at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,”
the rare good take
i specifically left lemmy_world to join hexbear just for him, his posts are great
as a Day 1 user of this site, its great to see users like BadTakesHaver rise up from nowhere. I hope they stick around for a long time
I appreciate him for his bad takes
I’m being held hostage by BadTakesHaver in a warehouse somehwere in southwest Nebraska. I don’t know the coordinates. Please send any help you can.
no way he wouldn’t do that
You’re right. And if he did I probably deserved it.
he doesnt comment a lot, but when he does? laugh riot
their reddit user icon always threw me off
BadTakesHaver dropped a fake Cryptopunk into my wallet and shortly after several rare Bored Apes were stolen from me. I’m currently in contact with OpenSea to have them flagged. The damage easily exceeds $70,000. My wife is currently visiting her parents and I really hope this can get sorted out before she comes back, our relationship can’t handle this right now.
BadTakesHaver, I’m sincerely asking you to please return my apes.
theyre posts made me laugh a lot
tbh, I dont think @BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net needs an appreciation thread. he definitely knows we all love him very much
they should call him GoodTakesHaver
i only joined this site a couple weeks ago, but I gotta say his posts are very good
Hot take: I can’t say I appreciate BadTakesHaver. You see, he has had a concerningly high number of bad takes both recently and historically. Can we maybe ask for some better takes?
their posts made me laugh more times than i can count
ngl I used to hate tankies but BadTakesHaver really made me change my mind
