e.g. ETagLoc is an electronic padlock company and has nothing to do with toothpaste
Well I was delighted when I went to my private doctors only to find it had been turned into A Pub!
And they were showing my favourite TV channel, CBBC.
Grok
Oh… No longer a cool Japanese musical instrument company, just a racist chatbot.
Whats funny is that still like 90 percent of the shit I’ve seen so we sticks try to use grok to fact check turns up opposing the conservatives beliefs or point.
My dog is now super powerful and has ascended beyond our plane.
Muc just doesnt taste the same
MOOD FM - a chill radio station with nothing but good vibes.
This is the best one. I’m just imagining a DJ with a coffee cup and his feet up waving his arms to those chill rhythms with a happy goofy grin under his iron mask
Sometimes hope for an afterlife cause god DAMN could you imagine how good the radio stations are over there?
Modern artists doing vocals for big band artists they sampled, prehistoric musicians that made the first instruments out of animal hide and sinew being taught how to use a drum machine.
peels is now the outside of fruit
DoOF
The Department of Orange Fascists. They defend our nation against dictators who force people to eat oranges
Cashews -> Swehsac
Don’t you hate it when your sac is sweh-y?
Don't click me; you'll regret it...
Mmm. Roasted and salty.
sNigrOen is a very questionable tech company instead of a cereal from Ldil
neorgins? never heard of them
Lidl has a bunch of knock-off cereal which is much cheaper and usually as nice as the originals. Neo Rings is based off of their knock-off Oreos, turned into a cereal. It’s nice
Ah, you mixed the I G N, I fear
Uh oh, that’s quite a mistake to make! Oops
