transcription: i think the single most unrealistic part of superman 2025 was when it was announced that supermans kryptonian parents told him to have a harem and it was exclusively met with fear and disgust. i KNOW ther wouldve been at least five dedicated subreddits that would have thousands being like HOW TO GET INTO SUPERMANS HAREM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ONE SHOT BIG BLUE THAT ALL IM ASKING. and then there would be the people on tumblr who also want to be in supermans harem, but the difference is they would be trying to get superman pregnant.
Can a mere mortal even stick their dick up that super sphincter?
I could see Clark having a few kryptonite infused condoms laying around for kinky play