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NateNate60@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago

U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’

www.oregonlive.com

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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’

www.oregonlive.com

NateNate60@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago
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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’
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"The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there," said U.S. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson Tuesday.
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    Careful, men - those guys are packing!

  • jj4211@lemmy.world
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    I suppose that’s probably tied for the most threatening thing against ICE he’s seen, but that’s because nothing particularly threatening has been done at all. So, technically the truth?

  • CptOblivius@lemmy.world
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    That’s just the penises awakening something in him again.

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    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      He’s probably also thinks labias are scary and gross.

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    Seems like he is totally cool with the stuff Donald Trump did with underage girls, but he can’t handle seeing adults naked?

    Weird.

  • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Well we just found out who doesn’t pay attention to their security briefings

    Or those are all things he wants to happen…

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    I saw a young girl with a knee on her neck the other day. Saw them arresting people at a Spanish speaking mass today. Idk I’ve seen some threatening things

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    “They are the bad people, not us”, got it.

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    Just wait till No Kings II. We’re going to turn out so peacefully it just might scare him into a coma.

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    Nothing threatens Conservatives than casual nudity. Got it.

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      Wait until they learn about guillotines!

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        Why not moon 'em as they get the chop?

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        How much longer, though? We’ve been very patient.

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    sure thing, dude who has a porn pact with his son, I’m sure you’ve never seen naked people before

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    Next time someone says lefties are too soft, remember that Mike Johnson feels deeply threatened by naked people on bikes in a city on the other side of the country from him.

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    Candy ass can’t hack seeing nekkid bodies?? WTF does he use grndr for, the conversations? lol

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      He just finds nekkid ladies to be icky. Also the men aren’t necessarily twinks or bears that he enjoys.

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    I feel like pointing out the ignorance or cowardice in this statement is just playing their game.

    The main purpose of the statement is to get a scary sound bite from a high ranking government official that the media can use to “credibly” scare millions of people who don’t pay close attention to the world around them, and make the American dictatorship more palatable to them.

    Then there’s always the secondary benefit of rubbing their open hypocrisy in their enemies’ faces.

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    Must be a candy ass life, then.

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