9:15 I’m helping the guy and walk up to see 3 teenagers standing next to the open sign. They ask me “how do we turn this off?”
BY TURNING THE BIG SWITCH THAT SAYS ON/OFF TO FUCKING OFF!!!
Like are they actually this incompetent or are they playing so I don’t expect anything of them? I’m leaning towards the former since this act of incompetence was actually potentially creating MORE work for them.


“What countries fought in the American civil war?”
“Uh, France, Germany, and, like, Singapore? I think?”
Yeah, you nailed it. There’s a country-wide fear of the phrase “I don’t know”.