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Because it only works on vampires, not zombies.
He’s a reverse vampire (makes others drink his blood), so it stands to reason that crosses make him more powerful.
He was a big fan of the corporal punishment done by the Romans.
He never assumed he’d be on the receiving end?
Nah, he’s into that.
Oh sod off, you love being a stickler. It’s very relatable too.
People also called him T-Money
That’s actually not Jesus that’s some white dude, probably a child abuser…
Bit of tangent, but IRC the thing with depictions of Jesus, is that the bible doesn’t really describe what he looks like. In early Christianity, depicting Jesus was still considered idolatry. When depictions do become more common, they’re often not meant to be an accurate representation of what he looked like.
So when they did started depicting him, they were likely inspired by Greek/Roman gods like Orpheus, Hermes and Apollo. Often with a Zeus beard tacked on and wearing the robes of a Roman emperor.
‘Caus J-Bone is fookin’ PUNK, that’s why! Plus, you can’t see it, but that boat has MF truck nuts on the back!
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey.
