Imagine having to finger your instrument to change notes
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I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Drummer.
I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Dahmer.
You also make
musicnose by beating animal hide with sticks.
Former trumpet gang, I just want people to think about the fact that every brass instrumentalist has to empty out a notable amount of spit/moisture from their instrument every once in a while and I hope you’re gagging right now because I always do at the thought of it
✨trumpet gravy✨
I should stop scrolling lemmy when I’m eating
No trumpet gravy on the plate eh? Try holding the food in your mouth longer for a similar effect, in a pinch.
It’s condensation
That’s why I included the /moisture part
I make sure to wet my instrument before fingering it (reed instrument). The bowed string instruments need to be stroked though.
I lube up my guitar strings before I finger the fretboard
Careful with that G-string, it can just snap right off.
I’m glad someone posted a Riker
My new favorite gif
Tromboner
this is how WW3 starts isn’t it
Not with a bang, but a womp womp
Trunpet gang about getting fingering and mouthing right then a little stroke when you get to the D.
Always remember to use lube
No, slide lube! Slide lube!
Dude, I think your jerk off technique is gonna break your dick.
As a trumpet player at one point, I do have to acknowledge that the French horns were widely considered the best cuddlers due to the practice they got holding their own instruments.
That must be why French horns sound warmer. They’re always being cuddled. ❤️
But sousaphone players make the best little spoons.
I prefer to finger my instrument.
Skin flute?
Por que no los dos
Personally I don’t think there’s much difference between a blow and jerk and a blow and grope.
Depends on the grip.
Someone got their buttons pushed
I’m trumpet gang, but mostly cos the other brass instruments are ridiculously big and heavy and I didn’t want to carry them.
. * cries in cello *
cries in piano
Laughs in melodica
Piano players are not expected to carry their piano. Cellists be dragging that thing through a crowded subway train :(
I know. It’s called a joke.
plays the world’s smallest violin
