- Evades fork
- Tendency to cut mouth
- Either too many or not enough
- Just old bread
I’d eat just croutons
That was one of my favorite snacks when I was younger
I frequently do this.
I buy salad stuff, including a small bag of croutons. I make precisely one salad with it, including the croutons. Then I keep eating the croutons because croutons are delicious. Then over the next few days I use up the rest of the salad stuff with no croutons.
Every time I do this. Croutons are great man. Maybe Wesker has just been consuming substandard croutons, if they’re too hard they are awful but good croutons are not too hard.
1 bag of croutons later

Yeah that’s not supposed to happen unless you eat 2 whole bags or something
Parmesan crisps are my favorite salad crunch, and literally just baked piles of shredded cheese. Ez pz
Make your own and just lightly drizzle them with olive oil, and some garlic salt and lightly toast them so they’re still soft inside.
So much better then those bread based bricks in a bag.
this is how i do it 🤌🤌
If I wanted cronch in my salad, I would add bacon bits.
No chopsticks? 🥺





