Hangnails.

You can turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. Cameras and animals count!

I fail to see a why a fridge would need a touchscreen in the first place. Like whats the reasoning?

Very unnerving picture

TIL about skeuomorphisms

lotR has no theatrical edition. LotR needs no theatrical edition.

If I wanted cronch in my salad, I would add bacon bits.

This is MADNESS

I did poop a lil’ bit

If you care to know, I just accidentally replied to the wrong post lol

I saw some mudcrabs the other day. Horrid creatures.

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I’ve kinda been feeling like a rotisserie chicken myself lately ngl

Argueing with idiots is futile because they drag you down to their level where they beat you with experience

auFgaben

Scheisse!

German is wild. Sometimes its like the spacebar was never invented and you get such beauties as Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaugabenübertragungsgesetz

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I thought Turks didnt like curds

I still average about 10K steps per day, but if I take it easy and just sit around the house for a few days too long I instantly get punished with a gout attack. Apart from that 500% daily recommended dose of vitamin D seems to be enough to keep this decrepit old husk going

So not that much unlike alcohol then