I'll take a the government is collecting your nail clippings with a side of your fourth grade teacher was a vampire and has been hunting you ever since.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago

🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 hours ago

About three fiddy.

klemptor@startrek.website · 22 hours ago

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LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 29 minutes ago

deleted by creator (For your amusement, I typed “deleted by creator” with my thumbs.)

F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 2 days ago

I’ll take an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET THEM OFF MY SKIN FEELS LIKE FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH if they have it

Edit: and a juicebox

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I’m good on absurdity for now, thanks.

Cactus_Head@programming.dev · 1 day ago

If you find my sanity, that would be nice

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago

Legal psychedelics

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago

I can get you halfway there.

spicy pancake@lemmy.zip · 2 days ago

4D Baja Blast diet pls

JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 2 days ago

Wuh-oh

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day ago

Livin on a prayer