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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Surreal Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months ago

I'll take a the government is collecting your nail clippings with a side of your fourth grade teacher was a vampire and has been hunting you ever since.

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I'll take a the government is collecting your nail clippings with a side of your fourth grade teacher was a vampire and has been hunting you ever since.

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Surreal Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months ago
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    I’ll take an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET THEM OFF MY SKIN FEELS LIKE FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH if they have it

    Edit: and a juicebox

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    I’m good on absurdity for now, thanks.

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