I'll take a the government is collecting your nail clippings with a side of your fourth grade teacher was a vampire and has been hunting you ever since.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 days ago

🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

Ex Nummis@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

I’m good on absurdity for now, thanks.

F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 6 days ago

I’ll take an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET THEM OFF MY SKIN FEELS LIKE FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH if they have it

Edit: and a juicebox

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 days ago

Legal psychedelics

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 days ago

I can get you halfway there.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 days ago

About three fiddy.

JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 6 days ago

Wuh-oh

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 days ago

Livin on a prayer

Cactus_Head@programming.dev · 6 days ago

If you find my sanity, that would be nice

spicy pancake@lemmy.zip · 6 days ago

4D Baja Blast diet pls

klemptor@startrek.website · 5 days ago

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LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

deleted by creator (For your amusement, I typed “deleted by creator” with my thumbs.)