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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Beautiful sexy woman with flawless skin who needs a bespectacled daddy economist to come take care of her confronts Paul Krugman (virgin) about inflation

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      Men writing women ass headlines

      A dark haired, beautiful woman with skin smoother then a baby’s and meticulous styling posits a question to Paul Krugman, her breasts heaving with the effort

      Ok I feel gross just parodying this garbage

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Mommy audience member breasts boobily towards microphone but contains lust in front of phallic object long enough to call Paul Krugman a cuck

      • GarbageShoot [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        How many male novelists does it take to write a headline?

        (The link is fine, idk why it’s flagged)

        • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Their time seems to be off. I got a time is ahead dialog on my phone, which gets its time automatically.

          • GarbageShoot [he/him]@hexbear.net
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            Did you reply to the wrong comment?

            • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Nah, suggestions as to why the link may be flagged. When I tried to visit the link it told me time was off, but I confirmed it was correct on my side.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      “Mr. Krugman, I’m more of a vore gal.”

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I wish I had good skin, but I’d probably be too powerful if I did.

      • Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net
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        Have you tried lathering your whole body in Lubriderm after every shower?

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          Tempting, but it sounds like a way to just make my acne somehow even worse. At least I don’t get warts on my hands anymore. :D

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    MYSTERIOUS ORIENTAL TREASURE FROM THE EAST BAFFELS MALES WITH KNOWLEDGE

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      Maybe if by east you mean northern Italy

      • hotcouchguy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Gonna start referring to Europe as “the east” since its east of me

        • CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Japan is the west, since it’s closer to my west, the UK is the east, since it’s closer to my east.

        • zed_proclaimer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          everything is east of you

        • Pili [any, any]@hexbear.net
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          Oooh I can say I’m oriental now. comfy-cool

      • oregoncom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        West of the lands of the Bo-Si and of the Thirty Six Tribes of the West lays a strange and exotic half-island known as Yi-Da-Li, whose people claim to descend from the fabled Da-Qin. The people of Yi-Da-Li are said to be so hairy as to resemble macaques, speak a language related to that of the Fa-Lan-Xi, and follow a heretical offshoot of Manichaeism. The Yi-Da-Li speak of a time when their ancestors ruled over a great khaganate comprised of all the barbarian tribes of the far west which warred often with the Hui-Hui and Bo-Si, but were cursed to be confined to their peninsula when they murdered a great shaman of their god named Yi-Shu.

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          Yi-Shu the Fruit Prince is a fascinating figure in primitive, fetishist religious practices. Created by the world spirit to defend humanity from the poisoned fruit of evil, speared upon a dead tree by the khaganate in mockery, and later revered by cult elders through rituals with fermented fruit.

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      MYSTERIOUS ORIENTAL

      Famous part of the Orient, Italy.

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Sean Connery in The Untouchables voice

        “[Anti Italian slurs]”

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        anti-italian-discrimination

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    My Future Girlfriend OWNS Paul Krugman with FACTS and LOGIC and PERFECT SKIN

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    M’am you are so beautiful please say hello to me.

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      “No”

      “Close enough!”

  • JuryNullification [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    bonk

  • BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Horny on Main strikes again.

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      Twist: she posted it herself.

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        sicko-fem

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        deleted by creator

  • mechwarrior2 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hope she sees this bro

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      She’s not gonna debunk you, bro

  • AlicePraxis [any]@hexbear.net
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    when a conventionally attractive woman has dark hair? that’s m y s t e r i o u s

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      What about conventionally attractive boys with dark hair?

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    This reminds me of all the times the Dollop boys read old newspaper clippings and it describes women in truly bizarre detail

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